Merlancia - The TOP SECRET Files And E-Mails

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Merlancia - The TOP SECRET Files And E-Mails

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We NOW Can Release Some of the TOP SECRET E-Mails, Files, and Internal Correspondance Concerning Merlancia!

Malcolm Brenner - formerly Merlancia's Public Relations Person

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Real name: Malcolm J. Brenner

Rich,

Thanks for your note. My apologies for this very hasty reply, I am on my way o a job fair this a.m. Nothing certain with the paper yet, I'll let you know if/when.

I need to clarify several things:

No, I am not on the Amiga Mailing List. I was on some European Amiga list, but they don't seem to have changed the address. Please let me know how to join.

I know Ryan was going to buy the Walker and some other case design (?) from Amiga Inc. because he had me write up the press release for it. Of course, he hated the press release I wrote, because he didn't give me the information he wanted in there, so he and Harv rewrote it. It was posted on the Merlancia web site.

As to whether the weasel ever paid Amiga, I have no idea and no way of knowing. You might want to contact Bill McEwen.

To the best of my recollection, Ryan didn't tell me he was a fighter pilot, but that he had been a pilot in the Air Force -- a test pilot I think is what he said. (Test pilots also work for civilian organizations such as Boeing, Mac-Doug etc.) I doubted him at the time, but as there were no other witnesses to the conversation I'm sure he'll deny it and say that I'm making it up, mentally ill, out to get him, etc. You can go ahead and quote me on that anyhow. If you want I'll try to supply you with the date, I believe it was in April last year as he was on his way back from the St. Louis show, and he and Harv stopped off to see me in Albuquerque. But that journal is in storage so it may be difficult for me to document it immediately.

Also, I asked Ryan at least twice if he was related to -- uh, you know, his "accountant," her name escapes me, his mom in reality? Crystal? Her name always escapes me. Both times he denied they were related. The second time I distinctly remember asking him why, if they weren't related, they had the same last name. He said it was just chance and added "There are a lot of Czerwinski's around here."

"In Phoenix?" I asked.

"Yeah," he said. Right, I thought, Phoenix, that capital of Polish-American life...

In short, in my experienced but unprofessional opinion, Ryan is a pathological liar. However, I advise you, if you put out any information about this situation, to constrain it exactly to the known facts and not add any opinion or editorializing. As long as you stick to the facts, you can defeat him if he takes you to court, as he may well try to do. However, you must be able to document the facts. I'm sure you know all this already.

I feel that Ryan is a real threat to the Amiga and to anyone who crosses his path. So you have all my support on this issue, to the best of my ability. Good luck. -- Malcolm

Dave Haynie - formerly Merlancia's CT0 - Chief Technology Officer

Merlancia Open Letter, New location and more. : Comment 15 of 20 Posted by Dave Haynie (209.66.33.185) on 08-Nov-2002 18:24:57

In Reply to Comment 14: > What? if you are replying to comment number 9, I hope you do not think that > Merlancia staff posted that rubbish.

However, it's entirely true. The only Merlancia building was the strip-mall store featured in those pictures. If you know me, you know I'd rather break a leg than tell a lie. But you don't even need to believe me. Go to the old Merlancia address (3516A West Cactus Road, Phoenix AZ) and see what's there.

> Considering the fact that we kept Amiga, inc alive by giving them loans

The only loan to Amiga was the deal that Skal Loret and I put together, with Amniga, Inc. while working at Merlancia. If not for us, there would have not been a deal -- and a deal it was, largely unfulfilled, because Merlancia was not even remotely serious about product development. There is no one in Merlancia with anything beyond a high-school education, and certainly no engineers.

We were not paid for our work (and still haven't been, though we did stike a deal with Merlancia that may, ultimately, buy some of our silence... but time is running out).

In my experience, as an employee and supposed friend of the princpals of Merlancia, I was never told a single true thing about Merlancia. Not once. I would suggest, those of you in the general populace, shouldn't hold your breath waiting for better treatment. I don't want to re-ignite a war of words here, but I'm also not going to stand by and see more Amiga fans taken in by truely evil people.

Your pal Dave

dyno

Merely Curious

From:hazydave

Subject : Re: Merlancia.com server changes.

Posted : 2003/1/1 21:49

> Yes, give the engineers a bag of cash, and you still get nothing. Pay them 10 grand a month to sit on their arses and play their little games. Just don't expect them to produce haineything useful.

Well, Ryan, no, you don't get a new ground-up design in two months. That's how long it went before you stropped paying, and even at that, I had to fight with you to get paid. You never paid anyone else, period.

As a child without any engineering experience (did you even graduate High School?), I can't expect you to understand that it takes about a year, give or take, to move from idea to product, and that's with a properly funded engineering department.

When you claimed to have a $650,000 budget (on the Amiga, Inc. trip, that's what you told Bill), the project we had started seemed doable, if not necesarily wise. But hey, your company, your money, all I can do is advise. Obviously, were the truth known, none of us would have given you the time of day. But we're all honest folks -- we don't expect to be lied to, cheated, and decieved. Merlancia as you sold it to me was a total fraud. Still is. You know it, I know it. Now they all know it, or at least the few who still fall for your tall tales.

-Dave

dyno

Subject : Re: Merlancia.com server changes.

Posted : 2003/1/1 21:37

> The only people that ever did anything for the Amiga after buying the company were Commodore's engineering department.

Well, I don't know if that's stictly true, but thanks for the mention of us. It's pretty clear that things haven't gone well since the end of Commodore. In some cases, there was genuine intent. I consulted for Amiga Technologies, who really did want to bring the Amiga back, at a time it would have been practical. Unfortunately, ESCOM was killing themselves just as we were trying to get things off the ground.

> Unless someone can get some of these engineers together and give them a bag of cash, then the Amiga is lost forever,

Well, I had hoped to do that when I worked for Merlancia. Unfortunately, I found the company run by a child, who's sadly a pathological liar, and his angry mother. They had no experience in engineering, there was nothing being done in engineering at Merlancia, despite all the pretty pictures and stories on the web site, and they had no money or real intention of building an engineering company. Which is a hard enough thing to do when there is money, impossible when no one's being paid.

I have no firsthand knowledge of the situation at Merlancia today, but I doubt very much it's any different. Sure, they can OEM the same motherboards any of us could, but that an engineering company does not make. These are not simply incompetents, they are criminals. Stay away from them and anything they do, if you value your hard-earned money.

> and computers in general will never evolve from the archaic idea that the proccessor should do all the work.

They pretty much did in the 1990s. The graphics chip in most computers today does 3D coordinate transforms (and other operations) dramatically faster than the CPU could do (on the order of 25x faster, last I checked, and it's been awhile). They use DMA for everything the Amiga did (and more; most graphics chips can access main memory directly), they autoconfig (some of the software still needs work), they have audio processing itself more powerful than a room full of Amiga 1200s, etc.

Could they do more? Sure. Will they? Not on the C= agenda, sure. Look up "Acutiator" on http://www.thule.no/haynie if you want to see what I was trying to do 8-9 years ago, in that regard. But really, it's not the hardware that's the problem, it hasn't been for some time.

You pal,

-Dave

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