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Merlancia's "Bust Out" Operation Is Closing!- Or Is It?

GOING, Going.......

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Good Thing Merlancia's Back in Business! It Took Them 9 Weeks To Get Their Corporation Papers Back In Order! After NOT Filing Paperwork for Over 2 YEARS!

Ever Wonder Why It Took So Long For The Merlancia MMC Series of Computers?

Merlanica Industries - click for AZ Corporation Commission's OFFICIAL Web Page Info!

The World Of Merlanica (now defunct - 16 weeks+) - click for AZ Corporation Commission's OFFICIAL Web Page Info!

BOTH Started when Ryan was 16 years old! Is there a reason why Ryan calls himself a PhD and attempts to pass himself off as 39 years old? Hmmm.....

It Appears Merlancia is remodeling - perhaps to make room for the Merlancia MMC Series of Computers

Nothing like PERFECTION and COMPETANCE!

Move Em Up - Move Em On - Move Em Out!

We're Putting In The Assembly Line!

Getting Ready For Ryan's 20th Birthday!

Oh - Where's My Mommy? She has to finish cleaning up......

Hereeeeeeee's Ryan on moving day! 11-05-02

Hereeeeeeee's Ryan on moving day! Absolutely resplendant in his full length leather trenchcoat on a Phoenix, AZ 74 degree day! He looks so sheik! 11-05-02 He looks like an old-time Arizona gun for hire - DRAW!!!

Here is Christina - Ryan's mommy - the "secretary" of Merlancia. The one other person of Merlancia's "corporate" staff. Her title is ambiguous as she has represented herself to police officers as "Ryan's Mom", part owner of the business, a secretary, their accountant, and a employee. All documented in OFFICIAL police departmental files.

Here she's desperately trying to get me arrested for videotaping them in a public area. I must have had 5-6 police encounters that day - nope - didn't get arrested. Just SICK! This is shortly after she pulled a snub nosed .38 revolver on me. You can find her selling Merlancia's "goods" on ebay - krystynascreations - wonder why she uses the Merlancia e-mail address? 11-05-02

Get the Chrissy with the gun video. 23+ megs of HOT MERLANCIA action as Chrissy complains about harrassment!

Hey - We've Finally Found The Corporation Papers We Were Supposed To Send 2 Years Ago! (Pictures Taken 11-8-2002)

Ah - The Merlancia paperwork for our lost series of Merlancia Computers - It's here somewhere....

Merlancia Uses State-Of-The-Art Billing and Accounting systems as shown here.

Here's the remnants of our corporate lounge - for the exclusive enjoyment of Ryan and his Mommy, Christina

Last one leaving - please turn off the lights!

"Got Trash"? Almost Gone! - Time To Move On - New Merlancia World Headquarters See Updates!

Stay Tuned For the Further Continuing Adventures of "Dr." Ryan Czerwinski and his Mommy Christina!!

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