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UPDATE! 12-31-02 - Harv Laser (Managing Director of Merlancia Industries) Now Has His Own Page! We'll Detail The Federal and State Felonies He Has Committed. Another Person "Destroyed" And USED By Christina and Ryan Czerwinski!

Let's See How Many Times Harv Laser (Managing Director of Merlancia Industries) Has "HIT" My Site to Examine the Merlancia.html Files?

12-30-02 - 39: rr.com - Gee 39 Times Yesterday - That's Better Than Once Every 40 minutes!

Figure on a 8 hour day and that is once every 13 minutes!

01-02-03 - 84: Harv's IP address 66.75.181.234

Figure on a 8 hour day than is almost once every 6 minutes!

Guess he now KNOWS he committing criminal acts acting under the guidance of Christina Czerwinski.

Hey Harv - Do YOU Know That You Are Committing a Violation of The Injunction Against Harrassment Filed Against Christina Czerwinski (Part Owner of Merlancia Industries)? And That You Are Violating FEDERAL LAWS Acting As Her Agent? Not To Mention Arizona Statues?

You Have Violated Sections ARS 13-2921:A1, A3, A5, A6 sections of the Arizona PENAL CODE?

Do You Want A Federal Agency Official To Come Knocking At Your Door At 3929 W 242nd St, Torrance, CA 90505 to Place You Under FEDERAL Arrest For Interstate Violations of Various Federal Laws?

Where Is The Nearest Federal Detention Facility To You Harv? Los Angeles? You Want To Sit In Jail With The Crips And Bloods?

Do You Even Think That Merlancia Will Bail You Out of A Federal Arrest?

You Are Talking 10% CASH Bail on a $50,000 or better Arrest Warrant. That's $5,000 Just To Get Out Of Jail That You DON'T Get Back!

Your Activities AND Internet Usage/Access ARE Being Monitored HARV!

Not To mention the REST of the "Merlancia" Crew!

I Think Chrissy Is Going To Be Arrested REAL SOON Now!

BE CAREFUL! You MIGHT Start 2003 By Being Placed In A Federal Detention Facility!

Hey - Maybe Ryan Can Be Your Cellmate! It Would Be Much Easier For You To Get Your Paychecks Then! Ryan Could Sign Them Right There In Your Cell!

Have A NICE New Year's Harv! And PLEASE DO NOT Drop The Soap and DO NOT Accept Anything from Other Inmates!

YOU Also OWE me $50 for the BRAND NEW Amiga A2000 Keyboard sold to your agent and/or "AmigaZone" representative at the Sacramento, CA AmiWest 2001 Show. There is also another $45 in legal fees and costs as per Torrance, CA civil court costs. For a total of $95 US dollars.

You now have until Jan 10, 2003 to send me payment (remittance by an AmigaZone Corporate Check ONLY is acceptable).

I will wait until Jan 14, 2003 to receive such payment. Payment to be sent to

Richard Woods

PO Box 54335

Phoenix, AZ 85078

Your failure to send such remittance will find you in a truly horrifying maze of legal complications.

Here is a picture of Harv Laser....

I Hope He Is NOT Planning To Celebrate New Years At A Local Drinking Establishment!"

Photo (c) By Harv Laser or Whomever Took This Picture - Taken From AmigaZone's Web Site and Utilized Under The Fair Use Doctrine and For Legitimate Legal Purposes

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Stay Tuned For the Further Continuing Adventures of "Dr." Ryan Czerwinski and his Mommy Christina!!

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